prevention is better than cure~muahaha

Ladies often become the victim of rape.
There are 10 tips that might help you to SURVIVE and give you prevention whenever you come across rape:

~Plead to the rapist:" Don't rape me! I'm HIV + / have STD!!

~" I'm having period, I don't want to make you dirty"

~" I'm pregnant! I can afford to have another one!"

~Offer the rapist to perform oral sex. Then bite his penis as hard as you could and escape.

~" Err...Can I go to the toilet first? I don't want you to get wet"

~" Mr,I just have my sex-change operation...I'm actually a homosexual guy, You do look
attractive too!" -best way to scare the rapist away-

~If the rapist has got his clothes off, pull his chest hair as hard as you can. If he doesn't have so, pull his pubic hair!

~Pretend to be crazy by laughing all the way, don't show your panic-stricken face. He might think you're a sicko and leave you alone.

~If the rapist tries to give you a French kiss, bite his tongue as hard as you can until it bleeds, then take the chance to flee.

~" Mr., can you please use a condom? I want that kind with bristle and chocolate flavour!" - pregnancy prevention.

I'm 'cleaning' my inbox...found tat IngSia has sent me this b4...
it's funny...hohoho...especially the last 1...
tat's reli lll_-