Rich Maha!

It's been days i havent been blogging here
now it's alr the... 5th day since holiday?or even more...
holiday started on last Saturday
it's a 1 week-holiday
it's a bit short for me
but it's jz right for me
^^

had been busy for last few days
until today...well,i shud take it as YESTERDAY
it's alr almost 3 hours past from 12am
erh...
went to Rich Maha with ah sia...
i didnt bring camera cause my face had swollen few days ago because of medication
i look a bit awful in the picture
but today,ah sia took my pic
n i look definitely alright in the pic
muahahaha
know why?
cause i'm ALWAYS CUTE

the roti canai we had today was so so so so so so so so nice
incredibly delicious
cause we started to talk abt it b4 the holiday
we had a Malaysian Curry Puff too
and an extra curry dish-Fish Curry
wahohohoho...
it was a bit over salty but it tasted jz nice
hav a look at the pics taken YESTERDAY at ahsia

accidentally saw Raphl, Big Ee n Small Ee at Rich Maha
whom i've expected to see there
i was a bit NOT FRENLY
cause when we jz arrived i've alr noticed tat Big Ee was there
then i took as i didnt see him and anyone else
since i didnt know him tat well
but too bad
Raphl (Ah Lun whom i've mentioned b4) came to talk to me when me n ah sia were ordering our food
LOL
luckily they went away b4 us
hwahaha...
it's a bit pai seh to see him
cauue since HL went home
i've never contacted anyone of them (well, i did, but jz not more than 2 times)
when i got home i told HL tat i saw Raphl there
HL said i shud hav Diu Kao him LOUDLY for not bringing me there instead of letting ah sia bring me there
lll_-

After Rich Maha me n ah sia went slacking in K-Mart
hwahahaha
we stuck there for abt 2 hours...@@
n did lame things there :X

it was fun anyway
hahaha
altho it's a bit too lame

it's time to go sleeping now
tired after crazying
gd9 guys!

holiday!!!

holiday!!!
altho its only a week
but i'll enjoy it as much as i can!!!
WAHAHAHAHA

cause reli hav to suffer after the holiday for 1 month
exam starts on 26 Oct, i mean my exam
n actually nid to start revising those notes d
but its the beginning of the holiday
still dun hv to mood to do so
summore, the online quiz has been postponed
it was actually due on 26 Sept,
but it's been postponed to 3 Oct
wat a gud news!

i was still doubting whether to start reading the notes tonight
but i prefer chatting..

it's late d
n i think i nid to sleep now
^^
gonna b busy tmr...
tidy up the house...
my house is like a mess now...
X_X no eyes see

gd9 everyone!

suprised !--shocked

dun get wat i mean in the title?
hohoho

incredible...
thank God?
hmm...
yea... i shud
n sorry too

-29 March 2006-

hmm...
drinking milk tea now
so nice...yummy yummy~

holiday's coming!!!
n exam's coming too...

wantan mee

前几天
睡觉的时候突然惊醒
一瞬间脑里想的唯一一件事情是：
时钟楼阿伯的云吞面

相信大家也很久没吃了吧？
^^
哈哈哈

月亮，月亮

今晚的月亮
好圆好大好亮
本来有点沉的
但刚才
去了教会
今天是‘圣乐日’
有几项特别节目
有乐器合奏哦
有piano, drum, flute, trumpet, n... violin ^^
回来途中
看见天空中的月亮
好象离我们好近好近
心情好了一些

在这里都没有机会和家人一起赏月-_-
而且
不知要等几年后才有机会
显掉！

某某人从教会回到了家里
就MSN我
她说
刚刚那么快回家
是因为要跟家人一起吃饭
@_@

不知道要说些什么了
要继续努力用功
还有八个礼拜
即是两个月
我就可以回家了
\\(^0^)//
能看出我有多么的开心吗？
这个礼拜熬完后
有一个礼拜的假期
但我想那是给我们收心念书的吧
因为
假期后的第三个礼拜
就开始考试了
**牙紧**

算了
想太多也没用
我也该
去开始做功课了

晚安
各位

happy mid autumn!!!

Mooncake Festival!!!
too bad my family members are all not here T_T
i miss them SO SO SO MUCH...

jz wan to wish all of u 'Zhong Qiu Jie Kuai Le!'
since i hv no chance to celebrate it...
deep in my heart i reli wish tat everyone can 'YUAN' (means round)
Hohoho

Miss u all
sincerely
give all of u the moon drawn by me

才子理当配佳人
2005/08/28
文: 刘墉

1-->-->
理当被甩的女人

爱也非常奇怪，它似乎没有尊卑贵贱，但是在人们心里又有尊卑贵贱之分。

记得当我读台湾师范大学的时候，有一天，教授正在教课。
外面有位中年的、蛮漂亮的女人在张望，老师看到了，说：“啊，是你们的师母来了。
各位同学，请你们等一下，我出去看一看。”
他就出去，跟着拿了一件毛衣进来，赶快穿上。
他又张望一眼，看太太走远了。
说：“你们师母怕我着凉，所以送来一件毛衣。哈哈，同学们！师母漂亮吧，她年轻的时候，真是美女呀。但是，我告诉你们一个秘密，不要说出去，你们师母不是原来的师母。原来在我家乡，我爸爸妈妈给我娶了一个，那是个大字都不识的太太。我根本就不喜欢，简直讨厌死了。跟她生的孩子也是，唉，那孩子也不可爱呀。幸亏一到城里我就认识了你们师母。像是电影里一样，我们结婚的时候，用高脚杯喝葡萄酒，喝香槟。我们穿燕尾服跳舞，乐队演奏，简直是天作之合啊，太美了！”

这时候，有一个“哪壶不开提哪壶”的学生发言了：“老师！”
“啊，刘墉同学，你有什么问题呀？”
“老师，请问，原来的那个师母现在怎么样了呢？”
“我不知道。”教授气了。
我可知道了，这科八成要完蛋了。果然学期结束，我那科成绩很烂。
为什么？因为在他正得意地说新师母的时候，我偏偏要问他旧师母怎么样了。

上床就不是冤家

前几年有一天，我去看名画家林玉山先生。
才进门他就笑说：“你们年轻人谈恋爱结婚很奇怪呢！
昨天到你学长家去，一进门他就开始骂他的老婆。
我看他老婆也好好的，他怎么就骂。
他说：“我老婆很讨厌呀，我跟她结婚几年了，根本不跟她说话，看到她就有气。”
这时候一个女孩子走过来，我就问：“这个女孩是谁？”
“唉呀，老师，你怎么不看看，她和我讨厌的老婆长得很像，是我那个讨厌的老婆生的，跟她妈妈一个鼻孔出气，所以我也很讨厌我这个女儿！”
等一下又走过来一个小男孩，我又问：“这个男孩是谁啊？”
“唉呀，老师啊！这个男孩也是那讨厌女人生的啦，我跟你说，他也跟她妈妈一个鼻孔出气呀，我真是气死了。”
接着又一个小娃“啊、啊、啊”爬出来。
“噢，那个娃娃呢，那个娃娃是谁的啊？”
他又说：“老师，那个是我刚刚生的小孩。”
奇怪了，几年都不跟他老婆说话，怎么小孩一直生呢？”
你会发现，爱很奇怪。
夫妻可以一天到晚都在吵架，但是小孩照生不误。

孔子的双重标准连孔子对于很多事情都有双重标准。
想想，《论语》＜宪问＞篇里面讲到“管仲非仁者与？桓公杀公子纠，不能死，又相之。
子曰：管仲相桓公，霸诸侯，一匡天下，民到于今受其赐；微管仲，吾其披发左衽矣！”
下边的句子多残酷啊，“岂若匹夫匹妇之为谅也，自经于沟渎而莫之知也。”
意思是说：管仲哪儿像那些笨而没有知识的匹夫、匹妇，那么短的见识，自杀在沟渠旁边，而没有人知道。
“功烈有大小，死节无重轻。”为主子殉节，怎么还要被孔子这样批评呢？
问题是在我们心里，经常有不同的道德标准。
譬如看到一对夫妻，原来那个妻子好像跟男的很不配。
后来丈夫突然遇到一个跟他非常配的。
尤其在电视剧里，当那个原先的伴侣突然遭遇到意外或者得了绝症，我们这些观众反而暗自高兴，因为才子佳人就可以配在一起了。
我们不是也有同样的双重标准吗？
何必今是而昨非对爱情也一样。

我记得，以前在美国教课的时候，有一次拿了一罐广告颜料，红颜色、最便宜的，是我小孩用的那种。
我先把它涂在白纸上。
又拿了一管Winsor & Newton的颜料，英国的，最贵的水彩颜料。
也把它涂在白纸上。
然后向学生介绍：“前面这个颜色只怕晒3个礼拜太阳，就会变颜色；后面这个颜色晒3年都可能不变颜色。
现在请问各位同学，它们是什么颜色？”
我把两个红颜色都举起来给他们看。
学生们居然半天答不出来。
我说：“什么颜色啊？快点答。”
学生们才吞吞吐吐地说：“红……红色。”
我又问：“一样不一样？”
学生们又不回答。
“一样不一样？用眼睛看！”
“……一样呀！”隔了半天，才有学生嗫嗫嚅嚅地回答。
我说：“当然一样，尽管前者3个月之后就变色，后者3年之后不变色，但是当它们新的时候，都一样。”
我为什么举这个例子？因为你会发现许多人可能结婚20年、甚至30年之后。
有一天，丈夫或者妻子变心了，他们就突然否定过去的一切，说：“当年他什么发誓啊，说海可枯、石可烂、此情不变，真是巧言令色鲜矣仁，我真瞎了眼睛，当年居然会听那些谎言。”
你看！只因为那丈夫现在变了，就否定一切，可是如果结婚20年，能一下子把他20年青春岁月完全否定吗？
如果你打开他们的相簿问：“唉，这是什么？”
“噢，这个是到巴黎。”
“什么时候去的？”
“3年前我们一家人去的。”笑得很开心。
然后再翻开另一本，说是两年前去的，也很开心，一家人都很好。
只是一年前开始变了，那妻子就要否定过去的20年，甚至30年。
这样做，对吗？
那是完全否定她自己的岁月人生啊！

生死与之的爱我曾经跟一个学生讲这道理。
因为那学生失恋了，她说谈恋爱的时候，有一次摔到了悬崖旁边，她的男朋友，冒着生命危险去救她，把她救上来，她感动得不得了。
但是后来男孩子变了心，她就一下子恨死他，认为当年都是假的。
我当时问她：“那悬崖是假的吗？”
她说：“是真的。”
我问她：“极有可能摔下去吗？”
她说：“是的，极可能摔下去。”
我再问：“他那时候几乎牺牲生命来救你，对不对？”
她说：“对。”
我说：“就如同这红的颜色，不要因为很可能3个月之后它会变色，你就认为当它全新的时候、能够生死与之的时候，那红色不是真红色；不要因为它后来变了色而否定当初纯粹的感觉。”

所以我要强调：爱没有尊卑贵贱之分，只是在人们心里又常常有尊卑贵贱之分。

lol...got tis from nanyang newspaper ^^

@.@

accidentally found tis website
new movie
creep
enjoy
lol...

ooopsss

forgot to tell...
i'll post sum pics when i'm free
taken on last Saturday
i went to Camberwell church for Mooncake Festival Celebration
had great time there

yesterday..nop...
it's alr Tuesday now...
so, last Sunday
i went to Clayton town with my dearest housemate
to get sum food
n on the way back
when i was going into the bus
there's a Indian let me to get in b4 him
well, polite manners, i smiled to him n said : 'thanks lot'
then he : 'Konnichiwa'
me : 'konnichiwa'
lll_-
he tot i'm a jap
well, the main point is not tis
he sat next to me in the bus
n we talked for a while
knew tat he's from JB
n learning japanese
n i told him i'm from Penang, not Japan
then he : i think we can practise Jap with each other, do u mind if i giv my email n phone number?
i was shocked
n i was having a Tambun piah in my mouth
i couldnt answer
n when i was almost finished eating
me n housemate decided to get down from the bus earlier
HAHAHA

tis morning...erh,,,yesterday morning
i was jz out my house
n it was raining heavily
damn, so cold
but Thank God
there was a gal living downstairs offered to give me a drives
MUAHAHAHA
n i arrived scl for the meeting right on time!!
LOL...

yea, these are wat i've forgotten in the previous post
so
gd9 everyone

damnnit

i got the proper exam timetable today
the 1st word i said out was : FUCK!
when i saw the timetable

unit code : SCI1020
reference : PAPER 1
exam date : 26/10/2005
exam starting time : 09:30 AM
seat number : 2488
exam duration : 02:00 hours
venue : CAULFIELD RACECOURSE LEVEL 2
unit title : DESIGN OF SCIENCE

unit code : BIO1022
reference : PAPER 1
exam date : 28/10/2005
exam starting time : 02:30 PM
seat number : G538
exam duration : 02:30 hours
venue : CAULFIELD RACECOURSE GROUND LEVEL
unit title : BIOLOGY

unit code : CHM1022
reference : PAPER 1
exam date : 03/11/2005
exam starting time : 09:30 AM
seat number : 1375
exam duration : 03:00 hours
venue : CAULFIELD RACECOURSE LEVEL 1
unit title : CHEMISTRY

unit code : JPL1020
reference : PAPER 1
exam date : 11/11/2005
exam starting time : 02:30 PM
seat number : 1195
exam duration : 02:00 hours
venue : CAULFIELD RACECOURSE LEVEL 1
unit title : JAPANESE 2

well, tat's my timetable
thanks for reading

nap time

wat i've been doing these days

i'm like..dunno since when
i became a hypersomnia patient
feel sleepy most of the time
n at least, i must sleep 10 hours each day
sigh...
i wish i can sleep less
n contribute those precious time on other things
well...i tried...
sumhow...
i couldnt get rid of it...
jz feel like, sleeping is an enjoyable 'hobby'
muahaha...
well, i think, sleep more is good for health
as long as i dun spend 24 hours on sleeping, tat's it

another serious case to mention
i found tat i'm turning into a pig...

last few days
my dearest housemate was cooking in the kitchen when i jz came back from uni
alright, i came into my bedroom
n automatically i sat in front of my laptop
n see who's online
i forgot who was i chatting with
n after few mins i started to feel sleepy
n i 'crawled' up into my bed n quilt
n fell asleep within few mins...
it was abt 7pm...if i'm not mistaken
n i woke up at 10pm
went to take shower
n continue chatting until quite late...

n the next day
the same time i came back from uni
my housemate was very boring
n she : rachel, wat r u going to do later?
n i answered without thinking : SLEEP
n she : plz dun b like last night!!!
haha...

n dunno since when
i started to tell her abt lots m'sian food
i bought a bottle of tomyam paste
n ended up she ate most of it...
she likes it so much...lol...
last night
from a website tat ah sia gave me
to view all the mooncakes...
sixthseal
n from tat website i got a link to tis mum-mum
i've been reading tat blog since last night
n realized tat instead of the food i've been missing so much
i've missed out lotsa other nice food such as stingray -ikan bakar
lol

today
my housemate : rachel, i feel like eating xxx when i see ur face
me : gosh...again... u r jz same like Alice(ah sia)
know wat...both of them always feel like eating sth when look at my face
i wonder, do i look like an eatable human being?
i doubt, mayb?
jz now i was laying in my bed
n suddenly i tot of Jawa Mee
n i shouted out
my housemate : wat happened?
me : i suddenly tot of Jawa Mee
she : Jawa? who is Jawa?
me : nop, it's kind of Msian Mee
she: ... why cant u talk abt other things instead of food?!!!
HAHA!!!

not only tis...
my bf : i hate food, u miss food more than missing me!!!
hmm...abt tis case...
mayb i reli hav to apologise...
dear, i do miss u
jz, i miss food too...
hahaha...n food ... has a wide range mah, i can keep mentioning abt it
but u r only u... (i shy d)
^^

hmm...
i wrote a list...
a food list
haha...
tat i'm going to eat during the long holiday
hmm, i typed them in Microsoft Word
tats a reli reli long list
haha...which shocked me too

i'm regretting now
since last month i said i wan to diet
haha...
n i said, even if i failed to lose weight in August
i'll reli start in Sept
but today's alr 12 Sept
n i'm now, having the same body weight
n keep eating nice food
the Spring is here
n we r all wearing less clothes
n there's no point if having a dinosaur body shape wearing thin clothes
hahaha
summore
next weekend is coming
n so my mid sem break
if there's no emergency accident
i'll b going out with ah sia to Royal show
n i wan to b photogenic
lol...so... posting tis here
to remind myself not to eat a lot

yea, the last point
after i read the 'mum-mum' blog
i wonder if there's a west m'sian food blog
or particularly Penang food blog
then i'll b very happy to b the blogger's fren
haha...
n i think since i'm going to hv a damn long holiday in m'sia
i'll b happy to post a lot of pics of food
such as my mum's cooking
n sum of my fave msian food
n i'll try my best to tell the way of cooking those food (when i'm back here again i might be able to cook too! haha)
since my mum is a good cooker
she'll b able to help me a lot
hmm, but there's a prb...
it's reli hard to take food pics out there in restaurants
the flash will attract a lot of strange eyes on me
but i still will try my best to do it...
to show my housemate
why am i proud of being a m'sian chinese
HAHA!!!

ok, it's late d
tmr i got grp meeting
so shit i havent even started to do my part
but i guess they will forgive me
HOPEFULLY
i hav to go sleep d

gd9 everyone!

p/s : glad tat my housemate is now happy joining the church!!!

draft exam timetable

sien kih...
this draft exam timetable is 85% comfirmed
the -5% is for my feeling of 'i dun wan to believe'
n other -10% is for any accidentally disaster that will affect the exam time
damn it
i jz cant believe tat my exam timetable is so sucks...
my last paper will b on the last day, 11 Nov

1. SCI1020
Duration : 02:00
Date : 26/10/2005
Commencing Time : 09:30
Venue : CENTRAL

2. BIO1022
Duration : 02:30
Date : 28/10/2005
Commencing Time : 14:30
Venue : CENTRAL

3. CHM1022
Duration : 03:00
Date : 03/11/2005
Commencing Time : 09:30
Venue : CENTRAL

4. JPL1020
Duration : 02:00
Date : 11/11/2005
Commencing Time : 14:30
Venue : CENTRAL

-_-
i was still dreaming b4 i got tis
tat
the japanese paper starts on morning so tat i can go back in the afternoon
went online to check the flight time summore...
but the truth isnt like tis
-.-

well...watever
it's pointless to 'beh syok' on tis kinda thing
it's very good tat i dun hav to go so far to take the exam
they are all in clayton campus

so, the conclusion is
i can only take the midnight flight
n arrive on 12 Nov morning
tat's all

daddy again...

i sms my dad last few days
n got his email add

i know...last few years, i was trying to send him an email
to the email add that he gave me
but the mail couldnt b sent @.@
then tis time...he gave me the add:
kswong@ysfoam.com
n i wonder if his factory owns a website...

until today only i check
n guess wat
i saw sth suprised me
lol!
the website...
n i started to miss him more
ysfoam
tis is the website...which describes the factory so well...
lol

dad, love u n miss u so so much
so to mum too...^^
n... :x

蜗牛

今天凌晨十二点之前
得交上bio essay by submitting online
写得
算七七八八了

刚洗完澡
还不想继续写
又特别想打华文字
所以来这里了

睡了十二个小时
哈哈
好幸福

想吃一些食物填饱肚子
可是没胃口
显～

claudia说
昨天她去找tomyum酱
可是不懂马来文
找不到
她让我想起了
在‘渔村’的tomyum laksa
@.@

想起以前
爸爸总爱在晚上
带我们到那里去吃晚餐
他会order tomyum laksa,
招牌豆腐,
清蒸虾,
crabs,
fried noodles,
fried rice noodles......
吃得饱饱的
过后还会买几盒的燕菜糕
当'pencuci mulut'
哈哈

很爱一家人一起出去的感觉
^_^

为了避免有一位先生妒忌
说我只想念家人
在此誊清
本人刚刚sms给他
告诉他
他想听的话
（写这一段，我是有些不好意思，若触犯公众，请多多包含，谢谢）

对了
此文的主题为‘蜗牛’是因为
本人觉得
最近的时间
有点像蜗牛

hav a gud day everyone

daddy

jz now after completing 2 chm reports in uni library
i came home
n suddenly tot of my daddy
n sent him a sms
asking his email add
telling him tat i'm busy these days
n i miss him

n jz now
got his reply
the 1st was his email add
n the 2nd was 'daddy miss u too'
@_@

haih

normally
when having fun together with frens
wouldnt hav tot abt family
but when loneliness' there
i started to recall wat they've done for me in the past

i reli miss them

18 sx

i got tis forward mail from a fren
it's very funny
HAHAHA
enjoy

我同學說他在網上跟別人聊天，
都是用很像女生的暱稱，
某天....... 遇到一個變態男子跟他搭訕 .......
對方說：「 咱們來 "網愛"吧？」
於是.............

變態: 喔...我抱著妳到了床上...
室友: 嗯...我躺在床上...
變態: 我脫了我的外衣...
室友: 哇! 好強壯的胸肌和腹肌...
變態: 我脫下了我的褲子, 和內褲...
室友: 好..雄...壯...啊....
變態: 我慢慢地螁去妳的衣服........................(中略)

變態: 我用力地把妳的內褲扯開!!
室友: 真的...你看到了嗎?
變態: 看到了...好美....
室友: 你看到了我的小雞雞了嗎?

於是變態老兄開始破口大罵...三字經滔滔不絕... ^_^

lol...
the bian tai deserves it
muahahaha!